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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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