Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.