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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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