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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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