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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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