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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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