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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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