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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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