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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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