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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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