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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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