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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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