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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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