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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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