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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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