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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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