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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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