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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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