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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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