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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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