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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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