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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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