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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sugar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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