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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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