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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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