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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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