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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maggie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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