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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Akira eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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