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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Akira eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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