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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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