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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dixie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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