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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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