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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Stella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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