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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jelly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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