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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luna eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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