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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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