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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍
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