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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Spock eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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