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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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