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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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