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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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