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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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