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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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