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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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