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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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