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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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