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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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