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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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