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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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