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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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