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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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