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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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